An open letter to the Nvidia Board of Directors

(standwithjensen.com)

17 points | by iLuddite 58 minutes ago

4 comments

  • AnneTrotter 50 minutes ago
    Nah man. He sold embargoed chips to China. I don't actually much care that he stuck his little jensen in women who weren't his wife, but a foreign spy and his subordinates? That's some catastrophic bad judgement and he needs a time out.
  • melbournesky 53 minutes ago
    standwithjensen is wild work, the dude was banging a foreign spy and selling embargoed goods.
    • goodmythical 2 minutes ago
      I've consistently found the "dude was banging a foreign spy" lingo funny.

      "The dude was putting his penis in a foreign spy's vagina"

      Oh no! Egads! The terror! Not sex! Anything but sex!

      Like, was he collaborating? Was he perhaps less scrupulous than otherwise? Maybe, but that happens plenty between good ol' golf-course pals who _probably_ aren't fucking.

      • mepian 0 minutes ago
        It's more difficult to blackmail someone with golf.
  • cobychapple 53 minutes ago
    "the stock went up" probably wouldn't get past a counterintelligence audit, although we do seem to be living in the dumbest timeline so…
  • 44mkultra69 44 minutes ago
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