18 comments

  • Maxion 1 hour ago
    Whenever I hear german companies mention digitalisation, I get reminded that they still use pen and pencil in production environments to log data, pass those sheets to secreteries who enter the data into legacy systems so data analysts can enter it into another system that then has an integration with SAP. Data from SAP then flows onwards to some buzzword filled Azure product that costs a few million a month from which someone downloads an xls file and uploads it to Tableau where they run some simple calculations. Someone else downloads it as an xls and manually writes (not copy pastes) the numbers into a power point presentation and makes graphs by drawing shapes. This is then presented at some bi-monthly meeting.

    I wish I was making this stuff up.

    • kingjimmy 1 hour ago
      They make connecting SAP so difficult... this is the only way
      • paffdragon 49 minutes ago
        It's not how it works. You suppose to contract a consulting company that contracts some offshore company to connect you to SAP.
    • dgxyz 34 minutes ago
      I've seen worse. For 2 years I received the results weekly, that I didn't ask for, of a $1m a year burn reporting stack. This was launched during a massive back patting ceremony like something out of Severance.

      So one day I stared at it randomly and noticed that the pie chart percentages on one thing didn't even add up to 100. Looked back at history and it turned out this had been the case since day one. Spent a day taking it to bits and a good 50% of it made no sense at all and people had been making business decisions on it without checking it.

      And to remediate it? They replaced it with some AI generated slop which is even worse.

      • fires10 28 minutes ago
        I have seen this way to often in other areas. That is the push here as well AI can sort through it. Too many people are held to account for not meeting what amounts to made up numbers.
    • FrustratedMonky 1 hour ago
      That might actually describe a pretty good implementation of an interface to SAP.

      I think pencil is more efficient than SAP.

      • hypeatei 58 minutes ago
        I agree and it's quite resilient to digital outages/downtime (at least in terms of hours, probably not more than a few days) so your manufacturing productivity won't drop to zero when the ERP system goes down. The paper logs can also be entered later when the system comes back up.

        As we've seen in the Iran conflict, datacenters are a target and result in extended outages.

      • fHr 53 minutes ago
        true absolute dogshit software
        • nom 21 minutes ago
          that's a feature
    • drnick1 19 minutes ago
      > I wish I was making this stuff up.

      Lmao. Yes it's a pretty good summary of what happens in the corporate world, and not only in Germany.

    • monero-xmr 1 hour ago
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  • dmix 1 hour ago
    • torginus 1 hour ago
      My prediction is that by the time humanoid robots actually make it to the factory floor, they'll be pretty un-humanoid.

      90% of car manufacturing is done by oldschool industrial robots, and I've had people point out that heavy use of industrial robots are basically unique to the car industry.

      You might see a robot arm here and there in other industries, but it's somewhat rare, usually its all purpose-built machines or humans.

      • 3eb7988a1663 37 minutes ago
        You reminded me of the hilarious SV pizza making robot startup which has its own robot arm.

        In this video you see the unnecessary robot arm move the pizza to the oven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN45bTsBUW8

        For contrast a How it is Made video of frozen pizzas being created at dozens (hundreds?) per minute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UrSIOtv8a0

      • df2dfs 49 minutes ago
        I agree and for me personally this is very easy to see and understand.

        Why do you think the vast majority of people fail to see it like this? Guys like Musk obvious hype it up as he now has tied the valuation of the firms he owns and operates to this story.

        • georgeecollins 35 minutes ago
          Because so much infrastructure is in humanoid form. If you can make something that can manipulate two hands on arms that are positioned and moved like human arms, you could just put that torso into a lot of situations to replace a human without a lot of retooling. That's the dream I think.
          • bentcorner 18 minutes ago
            Installing humanoid robots in a factory is like using regexes to parse data.

            It makes sense if it's a one-off but there are better solutions.

            Maybe it does make sense for small scale businesses that need just a little automation? Like a humanoid robot could restock shelves and do inventory in a grocery store at night, and you wouldn't need to retrofit anything to be able to do that.

            Large scale factories seems like the wrong use case for humanoid robots.

          • df2dfs 22 minutes ago
            I personally think humans make the mistake of thinking that we must create objects that emulate oneself. Imagination is tough, I know.

            Does the computer 'memory' behave identically like human memory? Of course not. Does it look like the 'memory' of a human? Again, of course not.

    • skgough 1 hour ago
      Hexagon is very prominent in precision manufacturing through their dimensional measurement robots (CMM Coordinate Measurement Machine) and other metrology software/hardware. This is most likely why they were chosen by BMW, as I imagine they already have a working relationship together, although the EU aspect could have contributed as well.

      I wonder if this is a newly acquired subsidiary producing these robots (they've been doing a lot of acquisitions recently), or if these have been in development in-house for a while.

  • maxglute 24 minutes ago
    This doesn't feel like it needs to be humanoid shaped. It does not appear ambulatory. Why not just tracked chassis with some robot arms. That said, humanoid robots with food tracks very anime.
  • Zqwlpaj 2 hours ago
    It is a pilot project. German pilot projects rarely go anywhere. If this succeeds against all odds, I hope for BMW that the robots are buying cars, too.
    • s3p 1 hour ago
      It'll be the first time a BMW ever used turn signals!
      • rafaelmn 53 minutes ago
        Not if they trained on driver data. Will come with tailgating, lane swerving and flashing high beams as standard. Sonar will be used to judge the minimum distance you can ram behind someone and when to activate high beams.
    • notahacker 2 hours ago
      Yeah. Feels kind of insignificant considering the amount of non-humanoid robots they've used on production lines for the last few decades and lack of any claims to be "fully autonomous" or for the humanoid robots to be performing particularly advanced tasks
  • drnick1 18 minutes ago
    Looking forward to using one of those robots as a butler.
  • dataviz1000 2 hours ago
    Here is a 60 Minutes piece showing Boston Dynamics Atlas working in a car factory in the United States. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6ISdRkS37I
    • u1hcw9nx 2 hours ago
      Hyundai vs BMW, where is Tesla?
      • simondotau 2 hours ago
        Tesla beat Hyundai and BMW to this meaningless announcement a year ago, and have already progressed from that to the inevitable “oh yeah, this doesn’t actually work yet.”

        Give Hyundai and BMW time.

      • tw-20260303-001 2 hours ago
        It's coming, next year, there will be a million of them.
        • baxtr 1 hour ago
          On the moon or on Mars?
          • warkdarrior 1 hour ago
            There are already 2M robots on Mars, Elon is working on a space mission to bring 1M back.
          • cpursley 21 minutes ago
            In the mountains of Iran and stepps of Ukraine, I fear… and before you downvote, consider that starlink are in both, already.
  • r33b33 2 hours ago
    So their cars will get cheaper, right... right???
  • pinkmuffinere 2 hours ago
    I think this is going to be bad for BMW, and bad for the current robotics-summer. I _hope_ that’s not the case, I’d love for robotics to get deployed more widely in manufacturing. But I’m pretty sure it will be. I think the chances of meaningful success would be higher with non-humanoid robotics
    • eitally 2 minutes ago
      Robots are widely deployed in manufacturing, just not humanoid robots. The biggest benefit of stationary robots is that their behavior is 100% predictable and they are always where the humans expect them to be. There are certain areas in factories which can be nearly 100% automated (pick & pull in warehouses, for example), but there are a lot of areas where, without a human in the loop, there are too many edge cases to reasonably expect humanoid-robots-as-replacements-for-humans to anticipate or react to.

      (I have 15 years experience in high tech manufacturing, with most of that building test automation & manufacturing execution systems, and an advanced degree in operations research.)

    • krona 1 hour ago
      This is top-tier vagueposting.
      • pinkmuffinere 1 hour ago
        Feel free to ask for more details if you have specific questions! I worked in robotics for many years, I have some decent familiarity with this space. Here’s some more detailed thoughts “for free”:

        Humanoid robotics are largely a publicity stunt. Our actuators, sensors, and algorithms are better adapted to other form factors. The nice thing about humanoids is that you (in theory) don’t have to change the interface, since they can use the same interface humans can use. In practice that doesn’t hold well, because we don’t have great force/pressure sensors to cover large areas like human skin. Likewise, it’s difficult to apply the fine forces that are sometimes needed (grabbing an egg, moving a joystick, etc). And there’s risk of the robot doing something unpredictable, so you always have to set a good safety bound around it anyways. In the end it’s often better to adapt the process to modern robotics, rather than the other way around.

        There are many good practitioners that write about these and other limitations, I think Rodney Brooks has some good discussion of it, eg. https://rodneybrooks.com/why-todays-humanoids-wont-learn-dex...

        • barrkel 52 minutes ago
          Apart from dexterity, bipedal machines are unstable and require dynamic adjustment to stay upright, as I understand it.

          The mechanism humans use to stay upright after an unexpected loss of balance, flailing etc., would not be safe to be around when a robot employs them.

        • bitwize 1 hour ago
          There's also the idea that a humanoid robot can learn to imitate human action just by watching it, thanks to AI magic!
    • joe_the_user 19 minutes ago
      It would be hard to believe that BMW doesn't have many industrial robots already deployed and in fact they do on a serious scale [1]. Now, to my mind, adding humanoid-robots to the existing mix of standard-robots and people seems not completely terrible.

      The article's vacuous AI gloss language indeed makes it seem like they are indeed engaging in, crudely put, baloney. But your own language is weird here, like you don't realize robots are a standard thing in modern manufacturing. I mean, modern manufacturing "succeeds" massively using nonhumanoid robots at large scale.

      [1] https://www.bmwgroup-werke.com/spartanburg/en/our-plant.html

  • givemeethekeys 2 hours ago
    That's excellent! I look forward to much cheaper cars now that the robots will be making them for the masses.
    • Flavius 2 hours ago
      Oh, absolutely. Because history clearly shows that when multi-billion dollar corporations save money on labor, they immediately pass those savings directly to the consumer.
      • usrusr 44 minutes ago
        Give it time: at some point nobody will be consumer except for the equity lords. Savings will reach them.
  • amelius 2 hours ago
    Meanwhile China has dark factories.
    • torginus 44 minutes ago
      I think this is a myth - Chinese factories don't seem to be automated to a higher degree than European ones, and in any case are still full of Kuka, Fanuc and ABB robots.

      I think there's a domestic brand or two that's gaining marketshare, but they're not there yet.

      There's a myth of Chinese high-tech (esp in cars), that is not to say their stuff isn't technologically advanced, but the characterization that Chinese tech has left Europeans' behind just does not pass muster when one looks at mechanic videos of Chinese EVs.

      Their cars look fancy and are full of futuristic screens and sensors, but the suspension setup and lot of engineering behind them is not exactly cutting edge.

      That's why a lot of car reviewers say that a lot of their EVs don't drive particularly well

      • ricardobeat 14 minutes ago
        This take might have been true years ago, especially for cheaper makes, but modern EVs from china use high-quality components and designs that often surpass european automakers. Most of the premium brands - Nio, Zeekr, Polestar, Lotus - actually have design and R&D offices in Europe.

        The driving feel is definitely a thing, the chinese cars are very soft and 'boaty' which is not as desirable elsewhere. They are also on average much larger and heavier than their western counterparts, most cities in China have road infrastructure built in the past 20-30 years with spacious lanes.

    • weinzierl 1 hour ago
      In a sense BMW has factories in China too (through Brilliance). I once heard the story that they built a 1:1 clone of the Dingolfing plant there.

      The owner family did the right thing at the right time. If the Europe and US business tanks they will be fine. BMW as a brand not necessarily.

  • ge96 1 hour ago
    Not sure what the drawers are on the robot but one of the humanoid robots I saw changed its own battery that was pretty cool (I think it had 2).
  • numpad0 1 hour ago
    Why doesn't anybody do the shoulder complex right? It gives me itches to scratch.
  • javiramos 1 hour ago
    According to Figure, their robots had already been deployed in production
  • okokwhatever 59 minutes ago
    And this is how it starts in EU
    • fHr 53 minutes ago
      absolute short on EU source: I'm from EU
  • moogly 2 hours ago
    Will they dance? I've yet to see someone demo a humanoid robot doing something useful. Clearly, making them dance can't be that difficult.
  • downrightmike 2 hours ago
    How they work? Without indication
    • lifestyleguru 2 hours ago
      They communicate through tailing each other and flashing bright lights from behind.